Qui êtes- vous, Polly Magoo? ([info]apathyoncanvas) wrote,
2005-07-14 02:33:00
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  • Music: maria taylor- hitched!

and you thought daytime tv was bad

If I see the fucking Girls Gone Wild: Girls Gone Wild Games commercial one more fucking time...

Seriously. I think channel 32 is dedicated purely to playing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ads for it. To the extent that you think there is an actual fucking show going on. They "introduced" you to the midget referees. They showed the annoying male hosts endlessley doing dumb crap.

You know you've seen it to many times when you can tell scenes from a girls gone wild video apart. Especially when there are the words "co-ed" "censored" "sexy" and many others across the screen.

Everytime I change the channel I catch 3 seconds of a show and the first fucking commercial is for that stupid crap. NO I HAVE NOT EVER FANTASIZED ABOUT MY OWN ISLAND FULL OF GIRLS COMPETING FOR ME. NO!

And if it's not that crap it's the video of Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" cover. DIEDIEDIE.

edit
michelle: why are there so many ads for girls gone wild at two am?
andrew: because boys are horny
michelle but...they dont show anything
michelle: unless guys get off on midgets. cuz there were two midgets running around, one of them had scuba gear for a little while
andrew: oh i saw that one!

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[info]wefeltthesun

July 14 2005, 07:49:38 UTC 6 years ago

Hey i personally thinks jessicas trashy washing of the carness in that video is hot. just be grateful you have cable because some people dont. silicone sluts still rule the world so its either adapt or ignore it.

[info]apathyoncanvas

July 14 2005, 07:54:14 UTC 6 years ago

I'm not hating on sluts

just girls gone wild's over advertising. If you have enough money to advertise on EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL then shouldn't business be good enough that you really don't even need to try and pull more people in? I mean EVERYONE knows what girls gone wild is. Thank you for informing me there is a new video out...I still can't purchase it legally due to my age and I could just pirate it anyway.

I dunno...it's just annoying to have finally decided "okay i'm bored of this" cuz it's one of those infomercial we-don't-have-a-program-to-run-right-now things and change the channel, catch literally three seconds of a show and then have a commercial for the same thing you just got tired of come on.

[info]ex_mock

July 14 2005, 07:50:20 UTC 6 years ago

Nancy Sinatra must be spinning in her grave.

Jessica Simpson should have left that song alone. Those boots weren't made for her.




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